Excel can add? Forget the Higgs Boson, THIS changes everything. If Excel can add, what else might be possible? Could my Sharp calculator actually tell me which stupid button I accidentally hit without me having to scrounge for a pin to reset it? Could my Rogers remote control turn the channel without me having to mash the keypad 784 times?
I’m not ready for this strange new world.
Well I suppose a computer interface sure beats the woman suit the jackass from Silence of the Lambs wanted to make out of your skin.
This is the greatest sports related story of all time. Finally, my 5 min time trial record scores on Pac Man Championship Edition are about to pay off.
Artist’s conception of Earth’s moon being formed on the cover of the current issue of National Geographic Magazine.
Illustration by Dana Berry
How long does it take them to realize this? Halfway through differential equations? A third of the way through functions and relations? Three seconds into fractions? What the guff, you kids.
Incidentally I see universities offer english courses where you don’t have to write papers. If they start offering them where you don’t have to read books, I’m signing up.